Cats eat people
Friend: I’ve always hated cats since I heard that if you died, they’d eat you if they couldn’t find food.
Me: Uh, I’d eat you if you died and I couldn’t find food.
Friend: You would?!!? That’s why you have cats…
Friend: I’ve always hated cats since I heard that if you died, they’d eat you if they couldn’t find food.
Me: Uh, I’d eat you if you died and I couldn’t find food.
Friend: You would?!!? That’s why you have cats…
Hehehe I liked that comment a lot. I’d forgotten it - thanks for reminding me
Yeah, I’m not a big cat person, but it’s not out of fear for my face, haha.